Super Bowl QB Drake Maye, Confirmed “Glizzy at the Turn” Guy

Drake Maye is days away from playing in the biggest football game of his life—my happiness for the rest of the year firmly rests on his shoulders—but of course, since it’s the Super Bowl, he’s being asked some interesting questions during media availability.

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On Wednesday, already donning his game jersey, Maye was asked to pick between two foods on an iPad. His answer made me re-nact Terrell Owens’ famous gif: “That’s my quarterback.” To be transparent, I didn’t cry.

To be honest, if you’re a golfer and aren’t getting a glizzy at the turn, are you maximizing your on-course happiness? I don’t think so.

And, finally: GO PATS!