Honestly, the more we think about broadcast announcer cliches, we wonder if they're actually kind of...endearing? Especially in a niche sport like golf that's become not-so-niche in recent history, some of those IYKYK elements of watching it on TV, they're the kind of things that are for us, the OGs.
That said, with the exception of the embarrassingly omitted "It's a lot darker out there than these cameras make it look," on this episode of Dan on Golf, Ben feeds Dan a list of all timers to rank in order of eye-rolling.
From "He's a great player in his own right," when referring to a pro caddie to the infamous "this from a moment ago," here's how Dan's ranking shook out.
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